However, of course, it is actually Ming the clam who was born more than 400 years ago, rather than the ex-Lib Dem leader. Which is far less fun.
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8:13 am
Labels: Menzies Campbell, Random News
Chris Huhne seems to think so, anyway."People in charge"? Who the hell does he think has been running the Liberal Democrats? Little green men from Mars? Pod people? The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe (aka Max)?
Well, at least this opens the door for an whole new line of speculation over why and how Ming was forced out. Did they discover his secret and threaten to spill the beans? Or does Ming just want to phone home?
And is he also trying to subtlety suggest that Nick Clegg is less than human? Maybe that was part of the deal - Ming will go quietly, but in return they can't openly out Clegg. Or maybe Huhne is just trying to lead us off the scent...
Idea pseudo-nicked from Guido.
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7:52 pm
Labels: Chris Huhne, Humour, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Nick Clegg, Sci-fi
After Ming Campbell has been evicted from the leadership, the BBC report that "as many as seven are considering running" to repalce him. But of them, not even Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne have yet announced. Apparently:
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2:41 pm
Labels: Chris Huhne, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Nick Clegg
Ming had to go, sooner or later. In my last post I said "He'll be gone by the end of the week, then. Within a month at the latest." I just didn't think that he'd go quite this soon!
It is clear that Ming has failed as Lib Dem leader. Under his leadership, the Lib Dem polls have plummeted by about ten points from their 2005 high. He really did lead them down the loo.
But what will happen now? We know that Nick Clegg wants to stand, and it is inevitable that Chris Huhne will as well. And since Lembit Opik has recently resigned as leader of the Lib Dems in Wales, it seems likely that he may well want to stand as well. There is also the likelihood that Party President Simon Hughes will want to stand again as well - as might Vince Cable. And what about Charles Kennedy? He was ousted for being a drunk but claims to have beaten the addiction, and has significantly refused to rule out standing again. Iain Dale thinks that he is the man to rescue the Lib Dems. I don't think he has a chance of getting the job back.
But, really, whatever happens and whoever leads the Liberal Democrats, they don't really make much difference. They are little more than a protest party. Hence why it makes little difference who is their leader - it is the effectively the actions of the other parties who decide how much support they get. Whether Clegg, Huhne, Kennedy, or whoever else wins the leadership election, it won't matter much. They will get the traditional bounce in the polls - but then it'll be back to politics as normal.
Of course, all of this is reliant on them being able to remain united after Ming the Figurehead has fully left the stage. This is their chance to decide where they will go and what it means to be a Lib Dem.
Source: BBC
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7:22 pm
Labels: Charles Kennedy, Chris Huhne, Lembit Opik, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Nick Clegg
Mr Cable said he thought Sir Menzies would reflect on the position and "probably" would want to stay in post. (BBC)
It will have been quite possibly the shortest, and most certainly the certainly the most useless, political party leadership term in British political history - I certainly can't think of anyone who has done worse. Ming should hang his head in shame. Not that it's necessarily his fault or that anyone of the contenders could have done any better.
But who will replace him? Nick Clegg, Chris Huhne, Simon Hughes, Lembit Opik, Vince Cable himself or will alki Charles Kennedy return to the position? Not that it really matters. The Lib Dems aren't a serious political party anyway.
Source: BBC
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2:18 pm
Labels: Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell
... sounds about as much fun as being anally probed with a hot poker. In fact, considerably less exciting.
Via Dizzy, who wonders "is he on valium?" we can see a sneak peek behind the bustling hive of activity that is Ming Campbell, as he is in his constituency and preparing for government...
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6:19 pm
Labels: Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Video
Ming says he's not too old... well, actually, yes you are Ming. You're 66 - you are past the retirement age. But it's more than just your age. Despite every attempt to give you "zing", you still appear about as lively as road kill. That is your major problem, a symptom of your age maybe, but not simply down to that one issue.
It is not Ming's actual age that is a problem, but his perceived age. He appears far older than 66 in both looks and actions. Instead of the lively, interesting and entertaining leader needed by a minor third party such as the Lib Dems, they have a doddering old octogenarian look-alike.
You should be at home with your pipe and slippers, reading the newspaper and tutting at "the youth of today," Mr Campbell... but then again, for all the impact that the Lib Dems have you might as well be.
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9:13 pm
Labels: Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell
It seems that the latest polls are saying that David Cameron is less popular than Gordon Brown, and even Ming Campbell. Gordon Brown's approval rating is +32, Campbell on -5, and Cameron on -8.
This new set of polls is just full of bad news for the Conservatives, giving Labour a 40% share, next to the Conservative's 32%. As to whether this will lead Brown to jump for an election now, I still very much doubt it.
Hopefully this is just a short-term problem, and one that will rectify itself after the conference season is over and Brown's honeymoon has properly ended. Hopefully. And it is up to Cameron and CCHQ to ensure that it does.
Sources: The Guardian, The Telegraph
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6:44 pm
Labels: Conservative Party, David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Menzies Campbell, Politics
Why did Nick Clegg do it? But whatever the reason, he did. Whether it is a mistake or not will emerge in the future, but it can be seen as little other than the effective throwing down of the gauntlet to Chris Huhne.
It seems that the Lib Dems are fed up with the constant questions about Ming's leadership and the positioning of the potential leadership candidates - so much so that Simon Hughes delivered quite a smack-down to them in a speech just shown on Daily Politics.
Even though Clegg specifically said that "if you are asking me would I stand against Ming, the answer is no," that he also said "if there was a vacancy in the future then I probably would" will just keep the leadership questions coming - and we may well see a riposte from Chris Huhne soon.
UPDATE: Huhne has responded, saying that it is "premature" to talk of a leadership election. A bit of a slap-down for Clegg and a way for Huhne to seem like the more loyal of the two - and to keep his powder dry.
Sources: BBC, Times News Blog
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12:49 pm
Labels: Chris Huhne, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Nick Clegg
What we have all known for years has now been shown as absolutely true - the Lib Dems are just a protest party.
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9:11 pm
Labels: Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Politics
Just a few days ago, Ming Campbell said that a referendum on the EU
Constitution "Reform Treaty" was "not necessary" because the treaty was "sufficiently different" from the constitution. But he seems to have changed his mind on referendums.
You put your left leg inSource: BBC
You put your left leg out
In, out, in, out,
shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about...
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!
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4:01 pm
Labels: Constitution, Democracy, EU, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Vote
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1:09 pm
Labels: Constitution, Democracy, EU, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Vote
The Liberal Democrats aren't as united as they would like us to believe:
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12:57 pm
Labels: Conservative Party, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Politics
Charles Kennedy, the former leader of the Liberal Democrats, forced out because he was - and had been for years - an alcoholic, is refusing the rule out a return to front-line politics and challenging Ming
the Merciless the doddering old fool Campbell for his old job. His reply to the question "Are you going to be the comeback kid?" was:
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1:45 pm
Labels: Charles Kennedy, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell, Politics, William Hague
The Labour Party are holding another coronation. After Gordon Brown was unopposed for the leadership of the main party, the same is happening in the Scottish Labour Party:
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11:13 am
Labels: David Cameron, Election, Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Menzies Campbell, Scotland
They're not good news.
Ealing Southall:It seems that the gamble on Tony Lit, and the repeated visits of David Cameron to Ealing did not work. It was pretty much an abysmal failure. At this stage in a Parliament, the Conservatives should be doing far far better in by-elections than a less than 1% increase in vote. As Tim Montgomerie at ConservativeHome says:
Virendra Sharma (Lab) 15,188 (41.48%, -7.28%)
Nigel Bakhai (LD) 10,118 (27.63%, +3.19%)
Tony Lit (C) 8,230 (22.48%, +0.91%)
Sedgefield:
Phil Wilson (Lab) 12,528 (44.77%, -14.11%)
Greg Stone (LD) 5,572 (19.91%, +8.02%)
Graham Robb (C) 4,082 (14.59%, +0.19%)
"Today the only silver lining of the Ealing result is that LibDem MPs have not got a ready excuse to oust Menzies Campbell."When that is the best thing that can be said about the results, it's not good at all.
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9:35 am
Labels: Conservative Party, David Cameron, Election, Menzies Campbell
So there was some truth in the Guardian report yesterday on the possibility of a Lab Dem Cabinet. Former Lib Dem leader, Lord [Paddy] Ashdown, was offered the position of Northern Ireland Secretary in Brown's first Cabinet. He then rejected it after discussions with Ming, saying:
"I told him [Brown] that I could not conceivably consider such a position unless my leader told me that he thought it was a good idea and even if he did, I didn't."
The Lib Dems were put in an impossible position. No matter whether they said, they were screwed over by Gordon Brown. If they accepted one or more Cabinet or ministerial positions, then they would be associated with all of Brown's acts. The Lib Dems would get the backlash from bad or failed policies, but would get none of the glory for the good ones. However, by refusing to join a Brown government, they have shown themselves unwilling to act in government. Just this idea has really given strength to the slogan "Vote Lib Dem, Get Labour."
By offering Ashdown Northern Ireland, Brown has also pretty much said that Hain will be moved or sacked - not good news for someone almost certain to lose the deputy leadership election. It appears that his battle is more not to come last then to actually win.
Brown may claim that this was an attempt to bring an end to "tribal politics" - but it certains seesm to me to be more of an atempt to screw over the Lib Dems.
Sources: BBC, The Times, The Telegraph, The Guardian
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6:05 pm
Labels: Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell
This story in the Guardian has set off posts all around the blogosphere on the likelihood of it being true and any effect that it could have. The story, of course, being that of the possibility of a Lab Dem Cabinet:
"Gordon Brown and Sir Menzies Campbell, the Liberal Democrat leader, have held private discussions in recent days about a plan for one or two senior Lib Dems to join Mr Brown's first cabinet, the Guardian has been told by a well-placed source.Is it true? Who knows. But if it has even been considered as a possibility, then it shows us two main things:
It is being emphasised that the discussions have not been about a coalition and may not have been conclusive." (The Guardian)
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2:02 pm
Labels: Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell
"We are now in an era of solid third party politics."
...... - Menzies Campbell, Lib Dem leader [but for how much longer?]
He should be a stand-up comedian - he'd do a better job at it than he does as a political leader!
Source: BBC
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8:59 pm
Labels: Humour, Liberal Democrats, Menzies Campbell
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