Playing the piano with your penis. Quite how do you discover this sort of obscure talent?

Series 4 of the new Doctor Who is starting very very soon! Saturday 5 April at 6.20pm. Just over a week away.

I can't wait! It looks so so so good! All of the new series companions are back Donna [from the Christmas Special before last], Martha, and even Rose! It's so close, and I just can't wait.

The series 4 trailer is fantastic. Watch it below:

A very simple summary of the 2008 Budget:

Taxes: Up. Again.

Saturday was the night when this years British entry to the Eurovision Song Contest was chosen.

At the very least, it is a better song than last year's embarrassingly bad entry.

It just needs to be "Eurovisioned" up a bit. Hopefully we'll end up doing better this year as well... hey, stranger things have happened... haven't they?

A new Conservative ad campaign has been launched, showing the changes that a Conservative government will bring to Britain. With the campaign is a new video setting out these changes, which you can watch here, via the new Conservative party Facebook page. David Cameron explains the new campaign in the video below:

I have just come across some extremely beautiful music, performed by an amazing singer: Callaghan. She has just realised her first EP, which can be bought here or downloaded from iTunes.

There are a couple of her songs available to listen to on her website, but for a taster here is a video of her performing:

As it's Valentine's Day, let's make love...

It's Super Tuesday in America. The day when 22 states are voting in their primaries to select their candidates for the Presidency. It really is a crazy system they have.

It is down to Barack Obama v Hillary Clinton for the Democrats and John McCain v Mitt Romney for the Republicans. McCain is expected to emerge triumphant from the Republican race today, but no outright winner is expected to emerge for the Democrats.

If I had a vote, it would got to Obama. He is the future of America.

Tony Blair would be President of the EU, but only if they give him enough power. This is one good reason for Gordon Brown to fight giving the EU power [or at least the President role], as Blair being President of the EU would be his nightmare.

This is a perfect reason to re-post William Hague's speech in the EU (Amendment) Bill in which he paints the picture of Brown receiving Tony Blair as "Mr President"...

Exactly what it says on the tin...

I see your peanut butter, James, and raise you a banana. Seriously, this guy uses a banana to claim that the theory evolution is bunkum:

Watch the video of Hague's hilarious demolition of Gordon Brown in his speech on the EU (Amendment) Bill below [via Harry Hook].

Or read the text here at Daily Referendum.

Even Miliband can't help from laughing!

They said it would snow today! They lied. Bastards. I wanted snow, and they got my hopes up but failed to deliver! Even this morning they were saying there would be snow! But none came, and now I feel let down.

I prefer Jeremy Paxman's weather forecasts anyway:

This speech, made by Hugh Grant in the film Love Actually [which was on TV last night, hence this post], is one which the British people would love to hear - but that would never be made by any Prime Minister of any party. Nevertheless, it is a fantastic speech.

And you can track him online here!

Now it is Christmas, as I'm on holiday from work - for the next eleven days! Which I'm going to use to - apart from the obvious eating, drinking, and celebrating - to get started writing my We The People columns at the Wardman Wire [read a preview here].

I also thought I'd give this blog a bit of a spruce up for the seasonal festivities, hence the new header.