Well, Henry the Hoover has been used in such a way.
A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.
The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”. (The Sun)
And he just had to pick the hoover with a face! Maybe that made it a bit more of a personalised experience and less like having sex with a piece of machinery?The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.
A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.
The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”. (The Sun)
He does get extra points for the attempt at evading ridicule though for the excuse that he was vacuuming his underwear, though, especially as a culturally significant act. Even if it is just absurd, and the fact that he was at work at the time, and so shouldn't have been vacuuming his underwear anyway.
